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Just too delicious to resist.


come see the eclipse☾


reasons why you should date me

  • i’ll make you a sandwich

  • i have amazing taste in music

  • i’m too ugly to cheat

  • i have no friends so i can spend lots of time with you

  • i have netflix



Interesting story from my time working at Petsmart:

One day, a woman came in with her German Shepherd and as she was walking through the store one of my co-workers stopped to talk to her. As the conversation progressed the employee (Amy) noticed the dog had something in his mouth. 

She asked the owner if the dog had a toy or something, the woman had no idea what she was talking about. So Amy bent down to pet the dog and as she put her hand under the dogs mouth, it opened and dropped this bunny into her hand. 

They guessed she picked it up in the parking lot or something, but the dog had just been carrying the bunny in his mouth. The dog wasn’t aggressive about it or anything, all we could figure was that the dog sensed it was a baby and wanted to help it. 

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he lives

  • Me: *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
  • Random Old Lady: *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
  • ROL: Isn't he a little old for you?
  • Me: Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
  • Dad: *chokes into his drink*
  • ROL: You should respect your elders.
  • Me: You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
  • Dad: *chokes on his drink again*
  • ROL: *storms off*
  • Dad: *looks at me with a disapproving look*
  • Me: What?
  • Dad: Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.


when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

My name is good golly miss Molly!
I always follow back, i enjoy mac&cheese and I can't think of anything clever to write here...

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