i can’t believe people get so angry about a bisexual spider-man. whatever. have your shitty bi/homophobic opinions. you’re an asshole anyway. i just can’t believe you’re robbing everyone of all the glorious ‘swings both ways’ jokes
If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you
I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.
He decided to be the sky instead.
What the fuck
*tips chromosomes* m’tosis
MY MOM SET A TOWEL ON THE COUNTER AND IT JUST FUCKING CAUGHT ON FIRE
THERE WAS NOTHING NEAR IT IT JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED
Is your mother Spencer Shay
He just gets slowly less concerned
I just wanted everyone to know that in Europe, Cool Ranch chips are called Cool American.
this is the greatest news ive heard all day