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Just too delicious to resist.

mothwizard:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD



nishlo:

this thanksgiving I’m thankful for george lopez’s role in shark boy and lava girl

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kanesus:

date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve





meladoodle:

what

firebendings:

skarchomp:

Remember that episode of Jimmy Neutron where the ending implied that at least the entire episode if not the whole series was the nightmare of a sentient pizza pie

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I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS




hachikuji:

… I’m going back to sleep


gnarly:

Miranda sings keeps me young


Anonymous Asked:
what drugs have you done

My answer:

h0odrich:

nice try mom




My name is good golly miss Molly!
I always follow back, i enjoy mac&cheese and I can't think of anything clever to write here...

Take a look at my Face instead





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